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Via: John Gotty™
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Via: Boney Starks.
8 doobies to the face.
Via: Baltimore's Finest
My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’
We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’
And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
Aziz Ansari on his perfect date (x)(Source: malingos)
Tears.A mugshot of a gentleman who was arrested for trying to steal 5 copies of Drake’s new album Take Care
lmaooo
ROLMFAO
Lisa: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes rock.Bart: Good ol’ rock, nothing beats that!
