December 2010
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Dear Asian girls. . .
Please stop wearing colored contacts. It’s tacky and you’re not fooling anyone with those seafoam green eyes. It’s a double whammy if you have that double eyelid surgery that makes you look like a damn owl. Thanks.
No matter how hot Mila Kunis is
kaeeeep:
The moment she speaks I picture Meg Griffin.
“Shut up, Meg.”
This.
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Getting a 98 Degrees Tattoo When I Turned 18
howtotalktogirlsatparties:
This is my new favorite Tumblr. It is fascinating in its, equal parts, hilarity and heartbreak.
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting a 98 Degrees tattoo on the back of my shoulder when I turned 18. I will forever be reminded of the stupidity of my youth.
[Female, 30]
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So Lauryn is gonna be at the House of Blues in...
And I’m 800 miles away. Eff Em El.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Kanye West (11)
Little Brother (9)
Daft Punk (7)
Ski Beatz (4)
Curren$y (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Nights like these. . .
I hate being awake and alone with these thoughts going through my head. Playing out scenarios differently in my mind is making me restless.
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When I'm done tomorrow. . .
I’m grabbing a bottle of Henny and snatching mics from any white girl I see. #YeezyTaughtMe
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
Jay-Z (12)
Kanye West (11)
Notorious B.I.G. (10)
Little Brother (3)
Dom Kennedy (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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gabeezy asked: it's not the driving up part. its leaving my house to go back to school which is 2 hours away at like 10-11 at night. hahah your parents the same way?
6th cup of coffee.
Cheers.
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With the same sword they knight you, they gon’ good night you with…
– Jay
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Day 08 - Worst job you ever had
Dick’s Sporting Goods as a seasonal temp. I got immediately hired with my prior jobs at Finishline and Footlocker, but I hated working there. The managers were dicks, my co-workers knew nothing and were weird as hell, and the hours sucked. Never again.
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Lee Corso honored at the CFB Awards earlier tonight. If he decides to retire, College Gameday won’t be the same. Thanks Coach for everything.
Day 07 - Best job you ever had
Working as an Opt Tech for Dr. Wilkinson. The whole staff was easy to get along with, doctors were not only great doctors but were nice as hell. Aside from retarded patients, it was great. Not to mention I stocked up on contacts and got a free pair of glasses.
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Game plan for tonight.
- Grab a 6 pack of Magic Hat #9 and Kettle chips.
- Order some wings.
- Hit the couch and kick feet up.
- Watch the College Football Awards.
- Watch Community.
- Watch 30 Rock.
- Watch the Office.
- Watch the NBA on TNT.
- Watch the League.
- Watch Inside the NBA.
- All while keeping tabs on my fantasy team. Playoffs baby.
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Day 06 - Five favorite songs
It’s so hard to narrow it down to 5 songs but I did what I can. In no particular order.
Brooklyn’s Finest ft. Biggie//Jay-Z. The way Big and Hov played off each other yet were so competitive just epitomizes why people love posse cuts so much.
Shook Ones Pt. 2//Mobb Deep. The horns G, THE HORNS. When you hear those horns, you can’t help but want to do hoodrat things whenever...